Klingonz " Up Uranus" 13 текстов песен
Cybermong
Way down deep in my dungeon
Constructing a robot for the future
It’s gonna be the best the world has ever seen
A magnificent, сolossal superstructure
I am efficient obey your commands
You are a bollox you don’t understand
What do you mean I cannot compute
None of you lip you mechanical flute
Cybermong will be the leanest meanest machine
Invincable, the world will stand in awe
Megabotic, destructobotic
A super hero, in the veign of thor
You’ve got a hefty dong with a cheesy
Pong in your leather thong cause you’re a
A cybermong
A malfunction in my creations circuitry
Has burnt out the electrodes in his android brain
Exploding wires and micro chips
A tangled mess my dream is slain
Spawn
A childish experiment that went wrong
Engulfed in flames his famly are gone
Scarred both physically and mentally
Released, unleashed into society
Givn a job as a hospital porter
Burning fetuses is part of his day
A time of trauma and terror has begun
Disturbed beyond belief hide
The abortions away
Burn burn don’t burn those babies
Burn burn bury them instead
He buries them down in
A neighbouring field
That night a storm passes overhead
Electric volts breathes life in this
Graveyard to raise the dead
They start speaking to him in his sleep
Their mewling bring chaos to him mind
Feed us feed us we crave blood
The one and only blood
The blood of mankind
Voices are fluttering inside his mind
Take us form our grave
The time has come sweet mutterings
Commands which he must obey
Feed us with your blood
Burn burn burn
Feed us with your blood
Burn burn burn
Drink Fight Fuck
Drink myself stupid cause I’m feelin dry
Pass me the bottle man now don’t be shy
My liver is scriichin’ yeah it needs to get high
Drink, Fight, Fuck is the life for me
I drink I get lairy and I feel like a king
Lets start a riot lets cause an affray
Red vino on tap as I punch and swing
Drink, Fight, Fuck is the life for me
Drink, Fight, Fuck well get it down you
Drink, Fight, Fuck I’m gonna cut you
Drink, Fight, Fuck we’re gonna rape you
Drink that bottle till I’m good and kaned
Fight that bastard cause I ain’t afraid
Fuck that pussy there’s jiz to be sprayed
Got my beer goggles on and I neeed a fuck
My balls are aching need to shoot my muck
Might even get a blow job with a bit of luck
Drink, Fight, Fuck it’s the life for me
Don’t Label Me
I hate the way people judge you
On face value because of your creed
Or colour or your point of view
What happened to innocent
Till proven guilty
Your twisted minds
They make me wanna spew
Do not pass go do not
Collect 200 pounds
Go diredtly to conformity
Go get a job and a wife and kids and
Take your place into society
Take your place into society
Society, society, society
Don’t label me don’t label me,
Don’t label me, don’t, you label me
My attitude doesn’t fit your standards
And the way I dress
Makes you look
The other way
Fuck yourself man and go get wise I’m
A bastard and I’ll never go away
My blood is boilin I got an urg to smash
You fucken face,
Get out of my way just leave me be and
Stay right out of my way
Just leave me be and
Stay right out of my space,
Stay right out of my space
Get of my case
I’ll smash your fuckin face
Polytoxomaniac
I’m polytoxomaniac
I’m always off my fuckin’ head
I love to see those stars
Before my bloodshot eyes
Powder, alcohol and pills
I’m into many different kinds of highs
Gotta get some kicks
Fill me up with thrills and spills
Polytoxomaniac
You can never go to far
Polytoxomaniac
Booze ‘n’ pills and a sloppy hole
All I need is just one hit
And then my body’s hooked
I love to fell the tingling
Speeding through my brain
I’m rushing man oh what a buzz
Fill my nostrils I’m insane
Gotta get some kicks
My world is melting in green fuzz
Pump my veins up fill my blood
With nothing but intoxication
My need is quenched with just a drop
Of any euphoric bliss
A lethal mix of potions
My want is limitless
Gotta get some kicks
Klownz
Silly, stupid, asshole, gimp
The list goes on and on
A wide and grinning mask
I’d like to dance upon
You hide behing a deep façade,
A world that’s full
Of lies
We’d love to tear you limb
From limb and
Listen to your cries
A nasty streak that flows
Within your blood your
Full of shit
Your trying to be funny
But you just ain’t any skit
The majority is fooled
Because of your deceit
You cannot fool the klingonz
You are a fucken cheat
Klownz, klownz,
Your all fucking klownz
A happy bunch of gormless
Fools no manners to relate
Sneaky little bastards
That love to irratate
Pretend to us it’s just clean
Fun you smile from
Ear to ear
But deep inside you heart
And soul it’s us
You really fear
Shoot from the scrotum
Open your mouth say
What you’ve gotta say
Fell it in your every being
Shoot the dice and play
Do what you gotta do in life
Who gives a fuck
In your mind and in you brain
Let no-one off the hook
Shoot Shoot Shoot
From the scrotum
Shoot shoot shoot
From the sctotum
Don’t keep it bottled up
I’ll tell you man that’s sad
Society is just a wa
Ste we’ve all been had
Go get a life
Don’t get your excuses
From me me me me
Bleed your emotions
Suck youself dry
Make sure some one
Listing defore you die
Feel the agony
I’m gonna make you
Understand you’ll
See
Suburban cemetary
On december the 12th 1978
I knocked upon his door
The putrid smell of death
Came rising from the floor
Faulty plumbing was his excuse
A liar we’d rumbled his game
A psychopath who’d played the role
Of violence in his name
A personal graveyard he had made
Right there under his home
He’d find his victims
In the gay clubs where he’d roam
By night an angry ghoul
He’d take their skin right off their
Flesh and mutilate and drool
29 bodies under the floorboards
4 more in the river
Suburban cemetery
His rambling’s protest his innocence
Still to this day
Deathrow is now where he sleeps
For crimes that he mast pay
A fan base that goes round the globe
With books about his life
No – one will ever forget
The killer clown with a knife
Hoobla Haabla
I am a sex god and I stand
Just two feet tall
The babes don’t seem to mind
Even though I’m kinda small
I’m horny horny horny
I’m always in the mood
To get behind the camera
And frolic in the nude
Hoobla habla hoobla haabla
It’s true that I’m a midget
But I’m a porn star
I’m twisted and perverted
Nothing is too bizarre
A trysexual cause I’ll try
Anything
Men women s&m please
Whip me till I sting
I’ve been licked out by a fish
I’ve been licked out by a fish
I’ll take you from behind
Or take it from behind
Wank wank wank myself
Till I go fuckin’ blind
I’ll be your babe in arms
And call you mammy dear
And when I get slightest
Chance I’ll fuck you from
The rear
People used to think I was
Nothing but a freak
When they hear my job
Description they can’t speak
Money sex and power for
Such a tiny thing
I am the hoobla haabla
I am the dwarf king
Get me there
Burnin’ through the desert
Doin’ a hundred and eight
Were lookin’ for a good time
And it’s getting late
Me nd my baby
And miles and miles of sand
Where is the pub in this
God forsaken land
Ma and my baby
And a need for fun
Dying of thirst in the
Blisterin’ sun
Where’s the party
Get me there
I smell madness
Get me there
I crave sex and
Drugs and rock ‘n’ roll
Where’s the party
Get me there
Nothin’ but desolation
And a whole lotta danger
In this land of plenty
Alcohol is a stranger
Rocks and cactus everywhere
We’re parched right to the bone
Where is our oasis
In this barren zone
Sausage tits
They call me the hoople cause
I’m a panto dame
Beneath the sheets yeah the woman say I’m
Lame, I’ve got a secret your in for a shock
It’s been a lifetime since I’ve seen my cock
I think I’m beautiful – baloney baloney
I’m good in the morning – your moaney, your moaney
Sausage tits, sausage tits, he’s got sausage tits
Sausage tits, sausage tits, she’s got sausage tits
Sausage tits, sausage tits, you’ve got sausage tits
Sausage tits, sausage tits, we’ve got sausage tits
I love getting naked and wearing womens
Small
Got this overwhelming urge to grab my
Mates balls
My name is the yeti and I’m comin’ at ya
You can run but the belly’s gonna get ya
There’s nothing I like better than
Squeezing on a dress
I always get a horn and on my pants
I make a mess
In a dress I’m happy I’m a lightweight
And I’m gay
But any chance of shagging
Never comes my way
I’m old but I used to be young
Well look at me I ain’t got no hair
Kids today they’re nothing but square
So listen to my story it’s not a fable
I’ll god damn well drink you under the table
I’m old but I used to be young
I’m still one mean bastard son of a gun
Now straight edge you may be
Fuck that come straight to hell with me
Check me out I’m grey and fat
I tell no lies cause it’s a fact
I may be just a drunk and a paddy
But hear me now cause I’m the fuckin’ daddy
A wrinkley ol’ codger is what they call me
My eyes are so knackered I can’t see
But skin me up a spliff or chop a line
Now’s the time you’ll see this old get shine
Deep space 69
Take me down to a place that rocks
Where I can lose my blues
A place that we can all go and bop
In blue suede shoes
Somewhere, where the sounds are cool
And cats can strut their stuff
The discs keep spinning night and day
The volumes cranked up full
Soak up rock ‘n’ roll my friend
Down here it’s never dull
The chicks gyrate and bump ‘n’ grind
And wiggle to the beat
I’m rockin when the club is pumpin
Down at deep space 69
I’m a lickin when the bitch is suckin’
Down at deep space 69
Come down here guaranteed the swing
Let’s get drunk let’s swear and sing
Mickey out I’ve got a twinge
Jeez the stife off your stinky minge
Let’s jump around and all go wild
To the thump of a rockin’ band
Psycho, punk ‘n’ blues and ska
You squares don’t understand
Sweating bodies bits of string
Stompin’ wreckin’
Oi, oi, oi